it's a benisms thursday!

just because... when you need a laugh, ben's always got you covered.  enjoy!

:: while sampling some cheese, in italy
mmm! that is really good cheese. but... i'm not sure if i like it.  that's really a dilemma, that cheese.

:: in response to one of the many times i've made fun of him for taking his modeling hobby too seriously
honey, i'm a modeler.  this is my craft.

:: after entering a room as i was stretching my back

are you a cat?  as soon as you see me you start stretching.

:: in response to my complaint about a turkish driver who was going too fast
he's gonna get there fast, and then he's going to take it slow.
(looong pause)
what's that song? kokomo.

:: meaning to say he's artistic
i'm very aesthetic.

:: watching a pitiful looking howling dirty cat from the window
me: look at how dirty it is!  poor cat.
ben: it's a mean cat, honey.
me: how can you tell?
ben: because it's built.  it's not a fat cat, it's a built cat.